It was found out today that the enemy is using a terrible new weapon against American forces. Word about the new weapon is spreading among even the American troops. The use of this weapon causes men to desert their posts, running at full speed. Even the slightest sound of the new weapon causes their adrenaline to build until nervously shaking, the American forces flee. This weapon is even being utilized on American soil!
What is this new weapon that could cause such a stir in our American troops?
The ice cream man. He rings the bell and they drop whatever it is they're doing and come running with fists full of dollars.